You think you have your best friends now in high school? Hahah, wait until all of you go to college. You’ll be dropped like flies, so enjoy your life and don’t take your friends for granted.
mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you
You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you.
i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE